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Mathilde Aloisia Kralik von Meyrswalden was an Austrian composer.
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The Writers' House is an unofficial name of a socialist realist multifamily residential building in Warsaw, Poland, at 68/70 Marszałkowska Street, next to the corner with Skorupki Street. Opened in 1960, the building is known as a historic residence of numerous artists, scientists, and diplomats.
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Cambric or batiste is a fine dense cloth. It is a lightweight plain-weave fabric, originally from the commune of Cambrai, woven greige, then bleached, piece-dyed, and often glazed or calendered. Initially it was made of linen; from the 18th and 19th centuries the term came to apply to cotton fabrics as well.
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