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Zürich Stadelhofen FB railway station is a tram stop on the Stadelhoferplatz in Zürich, Switzerland. It is located in front of the Zürich Stadelhofen mainline railway station. Lines 8, 11, and 15 of the Zürich tram network stop here. The station is also the terminus of trains running on the suburban Forchbahn, designated as S18 on the Zürich S-Bahn, which shares the tram lines between Zürich Stadelhofen and Zürich Rehalp.
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Athletic Football Club Eskilstuna, also known as AFC Eskilstuna or simply AFC, is a Swedish professional football club based in Eskilstuna. The club has previously been known under the names FC Café Opera and Väsby United before switching ownership and their identity again in 2012 to AFC United. During the 2016 season it was once again decided that they would switch their name, identity, as well as locality. Choosing to move to Eskilstuna, about 110 kilometers west of Stockholm, they are since known as AFC Eskilstuna. They compete in Ettan, the third highest tier of Swedish football, and play their home matches at Tunavallen. AFC Eskilstuna are affiliated to Södermanlands Fotbollförbund.
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