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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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\"¡Que Vida!\" is a song written by Arthur Lee and first released in 1967 by the band Love. It was released both on Love's album Da Capo and as a single, backed with \"Hey Joe\". It has also been included on several Love compilation albums.
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