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York High School is a co-educational English Medium High School for boarders and dayscholars in George, South Africa.
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Marxism: An Historical and Critical Study is a book by the socialist intellectual George Lichtheim, in which the author provides a study of the development of Marxism from its origins to 1917. It has been seen as a classic work.
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