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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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